Spur Of The Moment Poetry

Post by **Kajun** » Wed May 01, 2002 7:56 am

I hear on the grapevine, that the grapevine is dead. How did I hear from the grapevine that the grapevine is dead? 'cos the grapevine is like roaches - never die, always living.

Post by **Kajun** » Wed May 01, 2002 7:56 am

Here follows a conversation between myself and Sigmund Freud.

Hello Sir
Hello
How are you?
I am me.
That is good, but is not true.
How so?
For there is no truth in this world, thus it cannot be true.
But if there is no truth, there is no cause for it to be true or untrue.
There is cause, since truth must exist now that we have discussed it.
Since my affirmation of existence occurred prior to we developed truth, it means it cannot be true?
Yes.
There is no retrospective application of truth?
There is not.
Then I affirm again that I, Sir, am me.
I concur.

And this is the way of the world. Every problem has a solution, which itself is a problem.

The final solution is the first question.

Post by **Kajun** » Wed May 01, 2002 7:56 am

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Thanks to Hanohtep, DaBeeeenster, Charmaka, AlphaNumeric, and punky_munky for the words. Randomness by me.

Post by **Kajun** » Wed May 01, 2002 7:56 am

You see what we are doing? WE HAVE CREATED A MONSTER!

Slamhamster · Post by **Slamhamster** » Wed May 01, 2002 7:56 am

Saddam misunderestimated me
so I attacked his ass
pre-emptitively
I mean this guy was really nasty
he gassed his own kind at Habalabyaya
and he gassed Iran
and
he was mean to my daddy
and besides
he was supposed to
be wanting nucular weapons of
mass deconstructionism
and stuff
and don't forget he invaded
an ill-equipped
smaller nation to
steal their oil
and called it liberation

Post by **Kajun** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:06 pm

It's like I have no idea
of what is happening
around me

And I can't see behind
but my head is wrong

Advice has been offered by those who are further ahead
But while the vegetables rot, the soil grows cold, and
no more is known of what's real and what's not

If I open my soul and take a breath,
Only the whispers of yesterday remain
Does that mean I am alive? Or just facing the wrong way.

ajdk, 14:15, Friday.

Post by **Kajun** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:13 pm

The weeds will come and fill the glen
And soon the flowers will be gone
And then new men will come along,
And the weeds will be flowers to them.

When the flowers return, they will be culled
And burned
And will wither at his touch.

What have we done?

ajdk, 14:22, Friday.

Post by **Kajun** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:16 pm

Later into the evening the fire still smouldered
And the rain lept up into the trees
'When do we go home?' said the stars
Perhaps we are stars, waiting

I watched the leaf turn over,
And didn't see anything special
Until it turned over again.
When it was as I knew it, it was real.
When it was not, I was not able to see.

The seasons change but I cannot,
So you win. You win.

ajdk, 14:25, Friday.

Post by **Kajun** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:19 pm

Spiritus sanctus
Fuck it.
My God does not need words
My God does not need prayer
My God needs honesty and splinters of the soul
Only then will they help us.

ajdk, 14:28, Friday.

Post by **Kajun** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:20 pm

Once upon a time
there was a poem
with no name
And because of that
it was the greatest
poem
of them all.

But then nobody
could find it and it
was forgotten. It
does not exist in the
mind, but in the body it
will take root.

If you find the poem
please return it to its
rightful owner,
You.

ajdk, 14:30, Friday.

Post by **Kajun** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:24 pm

Fudge, reality
Fuse the whole fucking thing together
Make a big mountain of cake,
I don't really care what it's called so long as it works properly and operates with as little noise as possible; perhaps an extra motor might assist with the third pendulum, but I'm no expert and so perhaps shouldn't comment because it might put me in jail! Haha
Sorry for hurting your brother, I didn't mean anything more than to exclude him from life.
Perhaps in a different world things would be different,
But I doubt it. You'd still be a wanker.

ajdk, 14:33, Friday.

Post by **Kajun** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:31 pm

To the tune of a random MC Hammer song
---

Vomit, that's right
You got the lyrics and shite-a-lite
Yeah vomit, that's what you need to do
Ingest many drugs and have a beer or two
My friend said to me, how do you feel today?
I said I vomit in the evening and in the microwave
Yeah, vomit. DoIt, DoIt, DoIt, DoIt, vomit.

ajdk, 14:40, Friday.

Blam · Post by **Blam** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:37 pm

Typing my reply i look ino the sky, it smells like fish, or is that my pish?
Typing myreply i lok at the clock, trying to resist the ache in my cock.

Sorry this is rude but i am the dude, who never lets you down, I've been into town and noticed the spazzers that hang at the Boo Stop never getting on, standing there talking to themselves all day long, is clacks the centre of of the world for spazzers, or is it the shallow gene pool?

Sitting here trying to forget my fears, worries, depression, i have to say, this random gibberish is actually helping, i am think words and out they come and i don;t care, what i see is making my head spin, like a top or a ride at the fair, pubic hair??

Post by **Kajun** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:39 pm

You're only happy when it rains?
If the sun were to depart on
the last day of your life,
what would you have lived for

The rain? Perhaps it is
happiness you fear
In that case, death
becomes you and
ye shall falter on the rocky road.

But if you were to smile come rain or shine, perhaps you'd smile without both.
In heaven, you still have a face.

ajdk, 14:48, Friday.

Post by **Kajun** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:44 pm

The Ixyl National Anthem

Capitalism r0x my nuts
said the man on the hill.
But then someone bought his hill
and he no longer had a hill.

To the bank he went
And changed his money for coins.
And then the man built a new hill out of the coins.
And he was back where he started, but had aged a day.

There is always room for two on the hill.

ajdk, 14:53, Friday.

Gilly · Post by **Gilly** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:46 pm

Nice,
Red,
Tall,
Stiff,
In a vase,
On a table,
In our house.

Post by **Kajun** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:50 pm

I've lost it.
I can't follow the plot
The map is topsy turvy
Or is it?
Maybe my mind exploded and I didn't even notice
Nobody noticed.
How disappointing.

If you can live your life without anyone noticing your exploded head, what have you done? Really, what have you done?
Can you honestly go home to your family if they don't notice that your head

Leave your head at the door, it's time to rebel against the Fruit Monsters and the party pax.

14:59, ajdk, Friday

Blam · Post by **Blam** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:50 pm

I bought some beer, sorry dear

i like beer, when it's not to dear, why? just cos!

If you were to wake up tomorrow and i was sitting on your face, what would you say? "Am I in Heaven?" I think not, you would scream and fill my crack with snot.

Boggies, what;s that about? I have to pick them out!

Money, we all crave it, but do we need it? is it just stress? "oh i want a new dress, but i have to cash!" Why do junkies have money for Skag and my woman can;t afford a bag!?!?

Rain rain rain, it's all natrual, old people? always with the "it's raining again, when will the summer come" and then "oh it to hot" Decide how you like it and stop moaning, that is what they do all day, moan, "oh ma pension" "oh my corns"

Post by **Kajun** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:59 pm

I've fallen and I can't shut up
Ramble on like a torch in the back seat
Shine a little light on the darkness of
the world but you'll only see what's looking
back. Do you want to do that? Are you brave enough to see the parts you didn't clean properly?
Maybe best just to leave it be and get on with the dishes. They're only people after all.

ajdk, 15:09, Friday.

Post by **Kajun** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 2:07 pm

Ecin,
Der,
Llat,
Ffits,
Esav a ni,
Elbat a no,
Esuoh ruo ni.

Sometimes it's the way you look at it that counts.
Sometimes it's just the words.
Beauty comes in packs of four and can be found in aisle 12 next to the crisps.

ajdk, 15:16, Friday.

Post by **Kajun** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 2:12 pm

Sever your tendon
And bite your fist clean
Because that's the only way you're going to get anywhere sonny jim
Don't aspire to be the best, aspire to be the worst. Then you'll be pleasantly surprised when you're not.

ajdk, 15:21, Friday.

Blam · Post by **Blam** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 2:12 pm

Soap, can make bombs! IRA used to live in my street, you reckon they used soap, or shower gel.

Shower gel, what the hell, kind of name is that, it is goo, not gell, hair gel? it is goo, slime like on ghost busters!

DVD, hehehehehe, rOxOr!

Films, an escape from reality? I vision into the true exsistence? How many people have been taken care of because of their belives? They tried to blame it on Islam is what Zack said, Ali didn;t, he used it not abused it, beat some ass but his glory was gone when parky really caught up with im, nice enough guy but he was a womaniser, not everyone knows that, never seen him in a hat, not with his tasty fro, "float like a butteryfly, sting like a bee" that is what he said, but he said many other things that people shoould remeber more, like, "Kids don;t eat candy, look after your teeth" and "stay away from drugs" these are the things taht made him a great man, a man mountain

Rain you say Kajun, i can;t stop thinking about the rain, is it a pain, i think not, snot, that is the pain!

Post by **Kajun** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 3:17 pm

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None of this describes the pain of loss.

ajdk, 16:26, Friday.

jonesc2ii · Post by **jonesc2ii** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 3:21 pm

W00t! I'm in a poem!

Pie Eater · Post by **Pie Eater** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 4:29 pm

I have two coments to make. 1. Why is my name ot on the above list? and 2. Blam, you dare ever sit on my face and I'll stab you in the arse!!