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Post by Bat » Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:54 am

Three little pigs went to a fancy restaurant one evening. When they arrived, they waiter asked if they woould like any drinks. The first pig said he'd like a beer, second pig asked for a glass of white wine, and the third pig said could he just have water, lots of water.

Soon after the waiter arrived with the drinks and asked for their food order. The first pig ordered steak, second pig ordered lasagne and the third pig asked for water, lots of water.

After they had finished, the waiter came to take their dessert order. The first pig ordered chocolate cake, second pig ordered ice cream and the third pig asked for water, lots of water.

At this point the waiter's curiosity got too much. "Pardon me" he said, "but why on earth do you just order water for every course and nothing else?"

and the pig replied "Well, some poor bugger has to go wee wee wee all the way home"

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Post by punky_munky » Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:01 am

:roll: :lol:

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Post by Kajun » Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:15 pm

Mmm, lasagne. PORK LASAGNE.
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