Sex Studies

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Sex Studies

Post by Blam » Mon Dec 08, 2003 10:14 am

I'm sure this has probably been posted before but.........

Sex Studies

Italy has funded a study to determine why the head of the male penis is wider than its shaft.

The study took 2 years and cost over 180,000,000 Lira.

The results of the study concluded that the reason the head of the male pen!s is wider was to provide the man more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own
study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the Italian study were incorrect.

After three years of research and a cost of 250,000,000 francs they
concluded that the head of the male penis is wider than the shaft is to
provide the women with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the French study were released, the Scots decided to conduct their own study, as the Scots didn't really trust the Italian or
French studies.

So, after nearly 3 days of intensive research and at a cost of nearly 36
quid, the Scottish study came to the final conclusion, that the reason
that the head of the male penis is wider than its shaft is to prevent
your hand flying off and hitting you in the forehead.

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Post by nightowl » Mon Dec 08, 2003 2:53 pm

rofpmsl :lol:
If you can't change your circumstances, then change your perceptions :P